when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck
My Mom said the cutest thing today. She said all of us on here are like “cyber hippies”. All about preaching peace, love, freedom, and human equality. Letting our hair grow. And not wanting to do much work. I dont know about you but that sounds pretty spot on.
Yes, exactly. CYBER HIPPIES
Oh god no please