lol sorry

I'm liam I'm 17 from Chicago. I like vampire weekend and twenty one pilots a little too much and I pretend like I'm cool


octapussayy:

i can sit in my bed for 5 hours straight but when i have to sit through the last 30 minutes of 8th period im ready to commit murder 

Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

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leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)

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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

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asianmaid:

tuscansweaters:

Rapper Drake successfully flips pancake

MONEY

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beyonseh:

when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up

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